Prices are in Norwegian Kroner and don't include shipping, except where it reads otherwise.
Contact me either here or at gurkeroboter(att)gmail(dot)com
SUPER SPECIAL "EMPTY BOWELS" OFFER:
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For a limited time, you can get both "Bowel Documents A.D. 2012" and Fecalove "Void, Chaos and Cum" CD in a bulk for a special price! You'll be able to read about my shit while listening to the fantastic music of my cock and balls.
The zine will come with a personalized drawing of the asshole of a person of your choice, while the CD comes with 3 black and white posters, a pin and a 24-pages art booklet.
Prices, including shipping:
Norge - 120 NOK
Europe - 130 NOK
World - 160 NOK
If you're interested, contact me or directly paypal some Norwegian Kronens at: gurkeroboter(at)gmail(dot)com
TURGID ANIMAL VIKING DIVISION CATALOG:
"BOWEL DOCUMENTS A.D. 2012" zine - In February 2012 I started a shit diary. Every time I took a dump, I wrote down a description of the experience, the texture, the color, the smell of my shit. I picked Twitter as media of choice, because its format seemed very appropriate at the time. For about a year I collected my impressions as dutifully as possible, and now I'm presenting this "annual report": a collection of all the entries in my diary from 2012. I plan to keep on writing this diary for all my life, and publish the results on paper at the end of each year. The first physical installment of Bowel Documents is a black and white, 24 pages, A5 format zine with text, pictures and illustrations. It's limited to 93 handnumbered and signed copies, each coming with an original ink drawing of an asshole. On request this can be a self-portrait, a portrait of the customer, or the asshole of some celebrity the customer fancies. Sky is the limit.
50 NOK plus shipping.
Astro - Japanese Royal Blue LP - C.C.C.C. founding member playing extreme synth noise. Stellar.
130 NOK
Fecalove - Suck My Fjord II CDr - Horrible italian harsh noise especially distilled for Norway.
50 NOK
Panyoba - Panyobisna c60 - Peruvian female weird and lo fi folk/black metal.
60 NOK (LAST COPY!!!!)
Prurient - Victorian Photography 7" - Nasty American bad vibes power electronics. No synth-pop beats, just noise and bestial screams.
65 NOK (LAST COPY!!!!)
Splinter Vs Stalin - Eravamo Così Felici CD - Italian suburban depression and desolation put to music. Happy times with Splinter Vs Stalin.
90 NOK
Torturing Love - Cock Pig/Unoriginal Macho Energy 7" + C30 - Italo-Chinese fuck-all harsh noise. Torturing Nurse vs. Fecalove third collaboration release.
100 NOK (65 NOK without bonus tape)
Taeter - Absolut Nothing CD - Music to suck my cock by.
100 NOK
Vomir - Untitled CDr - Master of HNW. Portrait series.
40 NOK
DISTRIBUTION:
Adriano Vincenti - Motel Industrial CDr (Old Europa Cafe) - Italian minimal industrial power electronics. High pitch feedback and Atrax Morgue worship from founding member of legendary band Macelleria Mobile Di Mezzanotte.
80 NOK
Andrea Borghi - Moltiplicazioni CD (Lisca Records) - Italian bizarre industrial/experimental noise. Great composition.
90 NOK
Azoikum - Anthropophagy CDr (Cipher Productions) - Extreme German harsh noise/power electronics inspired by the infamous German gay cannibal story. Deluxe packaging design by yours truly.
75 NOK
Death Pact International - Siege (1999-2009) CD (Old Europa Cafe) - Legendary and secret international power electronics brigade.
90 NOK
Fecalove - Bizzarro Cumplosion c30 (All Dead Tapes) - Two tracks of horrible Italian harsh noise inspired by bodily fluids and oozing orifices.
40 NOK
Fecalove - Like A Dog CDr (Bloodlust!) - Canine electronics.
80 NOK
Fecalove/Museo Della Tortura - La Merda c60 (Santos Productions) - Entirely recorded while sitting on the toilet. Shit field recordings and synth tweaking from the white throne.
50 NOK
Fecalove - "Void, Chaos And Cum" CD (Crucial Blaze/Crucial Blast Records, U.S.A.) - Classic ugly dog electronics. With 24-pages art booklet, a set of three black and white posters and a pin badge. Suck it.
70 NOK
Goatmoon/Xenophobic Ejaculation 7" (Filth & Violence) - Lovely Finnish people.
300 NOK
Goatreich 666 - Chaining The Last Hopes Of Humanity CD (Legion Blotan) - Italian filthy black/thrash metal.
80 NOK
KK Null + Cris X - Proto Planet CD (CX Records) - Bleak psychedelic electronic noise. Between space exploration and old school Maurizio Bianchi worship.
100 NOK
Last Rape/Pollutive Static split CD (Love Earth Music) - Richard Ramirez vs Hal Hutchinson.
80 NOK
M.B./Cris X split LP (Cx Records) - Italian pitch black ambient noise.
130 NOK
M.O. - Where Are We Going? CD (Bloodlust!) - One of Zoppo's last efforts. Bleak unchanging electronics.
90 NOK
Marco Malattia - Govnoed Revue #1 Zine (VLF Videomalattie) - Real nasty pornographic pictures by world-class italian pervert Marco Malattia.
75 NOK
Maurizio Bianchi - Blut Und Nebel CD (Slaughter Productions) - Classic MB, and last release on Atrax Morgue's legendary Slaughter Productions.
100 NOK
Merzbow/Cris X split LP (Cx Records) - Master of Japanese noise vs italian creepy dark ambient/noise.
130 NOK
N. - Memories From Before Being Born CD (+Belligeranza) - Tape and nothing worship. One of the italian masters of bleak noise.
100 NOK
Oleoresin Capsicum - Sonic Kebap CDr (Xerxes) - New project by Dead Body Love. Extreme, fast harsh noise.
55 NOK
OVMN - Optimum Volume Maximum Noise CD (Industrial Recollections) - Simply put, some of the best harsh noise ever recorded. Macronympha side-project, reissue of material from 1995.
90 NOK
Skat Injector - Shit N ' Glitter 7" (Free Thinker's Union) - Extreme electronic grind with great lyrics, from U.K.
65 NOK
Special Interest #8 - interviews and articles with Loke Rahbek, Bestializer, Tommi Keränen, Cremation Lily, Michael Esposito, Hal Hutchinson, Mattias Gustavsson, etc and lots of reviews! Cover art by Rudolf Eb.Er.
45 NOK
The Vomit Arsonist - Wretch CD (Cipher Prods./Force Of Nature Prods.) - Great American power electronics. Worth to be compared to the classics.
85 NOK
TROUBLED ZINE VOL.2 (Narcolepsia, Portugal) - 100 pages of filthy Portuguese porn collage, xerox abuse and interviews with N. / ALFARMANIA / TASKMASTER / SECOND SLEEP / HORRID CROSS / KNULLKRAFT / WINCE / COPROLALIAC PRESS / DIE REITENDEN LEICHEN / VETALA
50 NOK
Toby Dammit/Gingagaruga - Brigate Rosse CDr (Scarbox Records) - Italian power electronics and harsh noise inspired by the Red Brigades facts.
60 NOK
VipCancro - Tropico CD (Lisca Records) - More italian bizarre industrial/experimental noise.
90 NOK
VA - Soundtrack For The End Of The World CD (Self Abuse) - Great old school harsh noise/bizarre/power electronics compilation, with Native X, Taint, Con-Dom, Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck, Macronympha, The Haters, Aube, S*Core, Skin Crime, Diesel Guitar, Violent Onsen Geisha, Thomas Dimuzio.
100 NOK
Some new 7" in distribution:
Vomir & Torba - "Unstable Geometry" 7" (Aaltra Records, At War With False Noise, Underground Pollution Records, Suoni Grezzi, Nhdiystrec, Swollen Avantgarde) - French master of HNW collaborating with Berlin-based Italian noise unit.
50 NOK
Psychotic Sufferance / Ekunhaashaastaack split 7" (Stockroom Records, Underground Pollution Records, AnarchoFreaksProduction, NHDIYSTREC) - Malaysian noisy grindcore and French obnoxious harsh noise.
50 NOK
Paregorik/ Ataraxy/ Napalmed/ Wormhead split 7" (Meziprostor, Napalmed, Vomit Bucket Productions, Puzzle Records, Underground Pollution Records, Rauha Turva, NHDIYSTREC) - German and Czech harsh noise galore!
50 NOK
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no trades
I finally have copies of:
FECALOVE - "Void Chaos And Cum" CD + ARTZINE + POSTER SET + pin badge (Crucial Blast, U.S.A.) . Limited to 400 hand-numbered copies.
60 NOK plus postage
Sample and pictures here:
http://www.crucialblast.net/fecalove_void.html
I just got a handful of copies of this gem:
Fecalove - Bizzarro Cumplosion c30 (All Dead Tapes, U.K.) - Two tracks of horrible Italian harsh noise inspired by bodily fluids and oozing orifices.
40 NOK plus shipping
contact me at gurkeroboter(at)gmail(dot)com if interested.
http://turgidanimalrecordsitaliandivision.bandcamp.com/
Lost, sold-out, forgotten, ignored releases from your favorite noise label. First upload: Hoor Paar Kraat & Fecalove - "Dionysus/Dionysos" collaboration tape, from 2008. It was originally limited to 50 copies and it included shattered glass from a wine bottle and linen cloth imbued in the same wine. 50 more copies were released on CDr by Hoor Paar Kraat's own Goat Eater Arts.
Free listen on bandcamp or download with a donation of 1 € or more.
Enjoy!
http://turgidanimalrecordsitaliandivisi ... lbum/odium
Bachir Gemayel & Terminal Erection - "Odium" (2010)
Two tracks collaboration , two tracks solo work . An experiment in harsh noise wall, using no distortion pedals. Ingredients: field recordings , water and fire sounds recorded on tape and mangled to oblivion ; misbaha praying beads; bullet shells; contact microphone and delay abuse . Very crude sound !
The original release was on two c40 tapes, limited to a mere 30 numbered copies , and came in a black plastic bag with sticker and inserts .
Ciao,
last link seem to be broken. Can you reup a new one? Thanx for sharing this material Tisbor.
My bad!
Here's the correct link:
http://turgidanimalrecordsitaliandivision.bandcamp.com/album/odium
Also refer to the bandcamp thread for more TA oldies!
http://www.special-interests.net/forum/index.php?topic=3131.0
Brand new distro gem:
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FECALOVE "L´ORIGINE DU MONDE" 2XC40 (Narcolepsia, Portugal, 2013)
"Cum dripping, asshole shredding, feedback drenched harsh noise savagery from Italia´s finest purveyor of bad taste.
Packed in a VHS case with dedicated artwork and fresh used panties in tribute to the orifice less travelled.
"BACK DOOR FANATICISM"
Edition of 21." 150 NOK plus shipping.
Terminal Erection/Placenta Lyposuction split c60 (Stockroom Records, France) - Italian death hnw + Croatian hnw. On a pink tape. Artwork by yours truly. Lovely!
40 NOK plus shipping. Contact me here or via email (gurkeroboter at gmail dot com) if interested.
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EMPTY BOWELS SPECIAL PACKAGE OFFER!!
For a limited time, you can get both "Bowel Documents A.D. 2012" and Fecalove "Void, Chaos and Cum" CD in a bulk for a special price! You'll be able to read about my shit while listening to the fantastic music of my cock and balls.
The zine will come with a personalized drawing of the asshole of a person of your choice, while the CD comes with 3 black and white posters, a pin and a 24-pages art booklet.
Prices, including shipping:
Norge - 120 NOK
Europe - 130 NOK
World - 160 NOK
If you're interested, contact me or directly paypal some Norwegian Kronens at: gurkeroboter(at)gmail(dot)com
Just arrived in the distro:
TROUBLED ZINE VOL.2 (Narcolepsia, Portugal) - 100 pages of filthy Portuguese porn collage, xerox abuse and interviews with N. / ALFARMANIA / TASKMASTER / SECOND SLEEP / HORRID CROSS / KNULLKRAFT / WINCE / COPROLALIAC PRESS / DIE REITENDEN LEICHEN / VETALA
50 NOK plus shipping
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EMPTY BOWELS SPECIAL PACKAGE OFFER!!
For a limited time, you can get both "Bowel Documents A.D. 2012" and Fecalove "Void, Chaos and Cum" CD in a bulk for a special price! You'll be able to read about my shit while listening to the fantastic music of my cock and balls.
The zine will come with a personalized drawing of the asshole of a person of your choice, while the CD comes with 3 black and white posters, a pin and a 24-pages art booklet.
Prices, including shipping:
Norge - 120 NOK
Europe - 130 NOK
World - 160 NOK
If you're interested, contact me or directly paypal some Norwegian Kronens at: gurkeroboter(at)gmail(dot)com
these are especially suggested.
apart from the deeply inspiring booklet, crucial blast work is FUCKING IMPRESSIVE
Thanks Marco, I'm very proud of "Void, Chaos And Cum" !
The special offer is still valid, for those interested.
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Brand new distro gem:
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FECALOVE "L´ORIGINE DU MONDE" 2XC40 (Narcolepsia, Portugal, 2013)
"Cum dripping, asshole shredding, feedback drenched harsh noise savagery from Italia´s finest purveyor of bad taste.
Packed in a VHS case with dedicated artwork and fresh used panties in tribute to the orifice less travelled.
"BACK DOOR FANATICISM"
Edition of 21." 150 NOK plus shipping.
listened to this as well yesterday, good stuff and brilliant/filthy artwork!
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Quote from: tisbor on March 01, 2013, 11:16:57 PM
Brand new distro gem:
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FECALOVE "L´ORIGINE DU MONDE" 2XC40 (Narcolepsia, Portugal, 2013)
"Cum dripping, asshole shredding, feedback drenched harsh noise savagery from Italia´s finest purveyor of bad taste.
Packed in a VHS case with dedicated artwork and fresh used panties in tribute to the orifice less travelled.
"BACK DOOR FANATICISM"
Edition of 21." 150 NOK plus shipping.
listened to this as well yesterday, good stuff and brilliant/filthy artwork!
Thanks again! For once the artwork is not mine except for the drawing - it's all Manuel's work and it really is one of the best looking releases I've ever done.
I have a few copies of:
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Special Interests #9
Featuring:
Essential albums : MK9, Prurient; Recommended books: MK9, J.Jerman; Interviews: Jaakko Vanhala ,Sektor 304, Das Synthetische Mischgewebe, Pogrom, Mikkel Rorbo (Alleypisser etc), Foetus; live noise feature: with Haters, Con-Dom, Keränen + artwork by Tisbor; harsh noise 2013 feature with The Rita, Being, Tourette, Developer, Alogirl.
84 pages in B5 size, paperback. 170grams weight each.
50 Norwegian Kroner plus shipping
(gurkeroboter /at\ gmail /dot\ com)
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Hey!
I'm down to the last 20 copies of Taeter "Absolut Nothing" CD, one of the best pop records of the last decade. To get rid of this last bunch of CDs I'm selling them at 50 kr each (7 € more or less) plus shipping - without jewel case. The album should still be available from Trash Ritual in U.S.A., possibly from Turgid Animal Records U.K. division and maybe from a few distributions around the globe.
When my copies are all gone, I'll think about uploading the whole record on Bandcamp.
contact me here or at gurkeroboter(at)gmail(dot)com
I'm also almost out of stock of my fantastic shit diary "Bowel Documents A.D. 2013". To celebrate its overwhelming success I'll list a selection of the assholes I had to draw for my beloved customers. Here we go!
Adolf Hitler, Rupert Murdoch, Edwige Fenech, Joseph Ratzinger, Monica Bellucci, Gandhi, Susan Sontag, George Best, Aleister Crowley, Lou Reed, Nicola Vinciguerra, Whitehouse, Jerry Calà, Salo's "The President", Mr. Bo Jangles, Eva Ionesco , Mao Tse Tung, Varg Vikernes, Jennifer Connelly, Max Hardcore, Andrea Dworkin, Elizabeth Veldon, Hugo Chavez, Tom Of Finland . . . . . .
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I have some copies of this tape, read below for contact info if interested:
Fecalove / SSRI split C40 (Untergeschoss, Finland)
Both artists present four tracks that cover a wide spectrum of their styles.
Fecalove ranges from violent cut-up harshness to eerie field recordings, everything here being among his best material.
SSRI goes from looped minimalism to extreme, almost glitchy harshness and back. Slightly unusual material from this project (un)known best for lo-fi noise recyclings.
NOTE: SSRI side turned out more quiet than intended due to artist's mistake in mastering. This issue is easily solved with proper volume knob usage by the listener.
Artwork by Tisbor. Professionally duplicated tapes with bodyprints.
50 Norwegian Kroner plus shipping
contact: gurkeroboter(at)gmail(dot)com
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Look what the postman delivered, all the way from Thailand! A few copies of this precious gem:
Fecalove / Fukte / Mutant Ape / Indch Libertine — Behind The Pink Door tape - Bruises, stingy farts and hangovers are long gone. This is the only trace left from a disastrous Turgid Animal Italian tour in 2010. Live sets from Mutant Ape, Fukte, Fecalove and Indch Libertine, recorded at Second Sleep's headquarters in rural Veneto.
"Comes in special package: pink cassette painted with white drops in plastic case with stickers, artwork is printed on pink paper with an original 80s sexy poker playing card glued on it (each one is different), the whole release comes with a thong (each one is different too). Limited to 54 hand-numbered copies.
Recorded live on 25 February 2010 at Vida Loca, San Vendemiano (TV), Italy.
Recorded and edited by F.D.B.
"Merili" drawing by Nicola Vinciguerra."
60 Norwegian Kroner / 7 € plus shipping.
contact: gurkeroboter/at\gmail/dot\com
If you want to see more pictures and listen to some samples, visit Toxic Industries' website:
http://www.toxicindustries.net/?releases=t039-fecalove-fukte-mutant-ape-indch-libertine-behind-the-pink-door
Quote from: Si Clark on October 03, 2013, 08:27:32 PM
What was so disastrous about the tour?
We were extremely gassy, stupid and drunk the whole time.
A couple of new arrivals:
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MUTANT APE/WERTHAM split CD (Turgid Animal UK Division) - "A long time in the making, the split CD featuring one of Italy's filthiest Power Electronics acts and Northern England's most loathed Industrial Noise projects finally see's the light of day. Full length album disc containing 4 tracks. One long track of drawn out bizarre Industrial Power Electronics decadence from Wertham and three shorter pieces of Industrial Noise with vocals from Mutant Ape. Comes with 12 page booklet with artwork by Tisbor and full printed Wertham lyrics."
85 Norwegian Kroner plus shipping
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VASSBOTN - "Noe å snakke om" C62 (Worthless Tapes, U.S.A.) - Extremely raw straight to tape harsh noise from a Norwegian project I have absolutely nothing to do with. Total worship of LONG harsh noise tapes from the nineties. Some audio samples can be found here: http://worthlessrecordings.blogspot.no/2013/11/vassbotn-noe-snakke-om-c62.html
35 Norwegian Kroner plus shipping
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In stock:
Ecoute La Merde / God Pussy split c60 (Underground Pollution, France) - Ugly no-frills harsh noise from Bourg-en-Bresse and Rio De Janeiro on recycled tapes. Artwork by yours truly.
40 Norwegian Kroner / 5 € plus shipping
Contact: gurkeroboter/at\gmail/dot\com
New arrivals from Terror, Lithuania! As usual, prices don't include postage and "kr" means Norwegian fucking Kroner.
VASSBOTN - "Besøk fra Italia" C46 - Nameless, faceless Norwegians and Italians recording nasty old school harsh noise straight to tape. Rough and hard. 50 kr / 6 €
CREATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION - "Belt Zone Circulation" CD. Serbian/Japanese collaboration featuring our beloved Dr. Alex,
Government Alpha, K2, Contagious Orgasm and Hiroshi Hasegawa. I didn't listen to this one yet but it smells good. 100 kr / 12 €
contact here or: gurkeroboter/at\gmail/dot\com
Hey! I have some copies of this fresh and lovely CDr, printed near my hometown by the nice guys over at Lisca Records (also VipCancro, etc):
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Fecalove - In Terram Utopicam - "Disgusting electronics, rotten harsh noise, mangled field recordings, total contact microphone abuse. Church of real static. Italian quality." - Black CDrs, really well made packaging with transparent paper special effects. Limited to 50 numbered copies.
50 Norwegian Kroner plus shipping - whoever buys this from me and spots the tribute in the title gets a bonus drawing on the back of the cover - contact me here or at: gurkeroboter (at) gmail (dot) com
Lisca Records' website: http://www.liscarecords.com/
Suck my cock.
Now in stock:
Deathpile - "Final Cofession" 2LP (Chrome Peeler Records, U.S.A.) - Two colored/marbled lps, reissue of a CD from 2005. Some of the best American power electronics ever! Super classic. It also features brand new art by yours truly. 140 Norwegian Kroner / 16 € plus shipping. Contact here or: gurkeroboter/at\gmail/dot\com