http://solaranus.bandcamp.com/track/duet-for-door-and-dog (http://solaranus.bandcamp.com/track/duet-for-door-and-dog)
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SCORE - ignite next door's annoying yappy dog with deliberate door slamming. If it does get tired of responding, loop the recording for as long as the spiral lasts.
RECORDING - personal choice. In this case, digital, hand-held device.
LISTENING - no option.
DISTRIBUTION - consider specially packaged cdr as present for next door's annoying yappy dog's owners.