Best noise track titles

[Cementimental]

Gonna blow my own trumpet again and point out that i released a tape this year called "Luigi Russolo's Mansion"

[NerveGas]

Slave Coordination - Maniacs Of Goat Fucking

Honestly, laughed out loud first time I read that one.

[Bloated Slutbag]

Last Night a DJ Fucked My Wife - Facialmess

Haha! That is some seriously slimy "gritty realism".

What makes it for me is the sampled voice repeatedly yelling throughout the track, "I'm fucking angry!"

Related is of course Killer Bug's 7" name, long time favorite "Your Wife Is Mine". Track titles on that one good, but release title best.

With, of course, choice snap of someone's wife on the cover.

[Bloated Slutbag]

Gonna blow my own trumpet again

Another great track title right there. You'd need the Nihilist Spasm Band double-bell kazoo to complete the picture.

[SoonYouHaveDeafEars]

To name a few:
Emil Beaulieau - Gerogerigaygaygayhomofaggotqueerpansy
V/Vm - There's A Guy Works Down The Chipshop Swears He's Merzbow
886VG - Your Cut Up Noise Is Fuckin Slow
Killer Bug - The Safe Word Is Harder
Violent Onsen Geisha - Destroy The Disabled Persons Welfare Law!

[ConcreteMascara]

Killer Bug - The Safe Word Is Harder

and the aforementioned Operation Cleansweep - Fuck Your Brains Out

I'd submit:
- Consumer Electronics - Oily Possibilities
- Final Solution - Kill Mode
- Gelsomina - Disease With A Purpose (having just re-watched The Fly last night I was reminded of this excellent album)
- Sewer Election - What Love am I Supposed to Show You?
- Solmania - Nitro Mary Strikes Twice

Blod has many good ones but I especially like:
- Rattle Snake Shake
- Pall Mall Cigaretteburns And Cumstains
- I'll Buy You An Ice Cream If You Say "I Want To Piss" And Then You Do It

[practical life]

I'm Coming to the Garden, No Sound.. No Memory
The Ferocity of Practical Life

[Bloated Slutbag]

Crack Fierce
Hey Masaya! I Don't Hope To Become Thurston's Favorite Noisician


Anthem for the ages

[Heppakirjat]

Lately been amused by

Amek-maj
Lahti by night
Päivä 4
Sano Nyt Mitä Vittuu Me Tääl Tehään

And of course pretty much anything Moozzhead ever gave name to. My personal favourite being Careful With That Ass, Carmella.

I tend to find edgy and artsy titles utterly boring.

[FreakAnimalFinland]

Not sure who made the titles, but S&Q + Onomatopoeia:
"Symphony In Labia Minor"
When I just opened the booklet of CD, literally made me burst in laughter.

[cheeses]

Not sure who made the titles, but S&Q + Onomatopoeia:
"Symphony In Labia Minor"
When I just opened the booklet of CD, literally made me burst in laughter.

I came up with the 'symphony' title.

My favourite noise track title would be:
"periods curdle mayonaise" by Evil Moisture, from yerm flowers cassette.

[Cranial Blast]

Fecalove - As Empty As The Emptiest Bag Of Dicks...from the tape "Europe Is My Cum-Rag".

[AdamLehrerImageMaker]

I've long been obsessed with the late Tom Smith's use of language, lyrically of course but also in song titles:
"When My Rifle Went Sour with Preposterous Headdress"
"Fills Mouth and Cunt with 'Pathetic Route'"
"We Demand the Right to Piss in Different Colors" etc..

For PE, it's gotta be William and Philip, of course:
"Rape Day"
"Masters of the Over Violence"
"pleasure fur Frauen" too many to name

Some others that come to mind: Worth "Satan's Witches Lactate Pincer", The Rita "The Fish Woman Has Her Finger in Her Arsehole", The Grey Wolves "Unidentified Female Orifice", Gerogerigegegege "Anal Boxing", Hijokaidan "The Wreck of a Promising Youth", Prurient "The Briary (Strange Place of Death)" there are a lot of good ones. Good topic!

[Cranial Blast]

Also this one by Mother Savage - I Murdered My Blonde Whore So She Wouldn't Fuck My Nigger Friends (Too Many Dumb Black Bitches On The Jury Mix) from Americanoise comp.

[Bruitiste]

I've long been obsessed with the late Tom Smith's use of language, lyrically of course but also in song titles:
"When My Rifle Went Sour with Preposterous Headdress"
"Fills Mouth and Cunt with 'Pathetic Route'"
"We Demand the Right to Piss in Different Colors" etc..

Tom Smith is the first name that came to mind when seeing this topic.  The James Joyce of noise lyrics and titles.

"Is this good for vulva?"