Best noise track titles

[Krigsverk]

"Your Cut Up Noise Is Fuckin Slow" by 886VG

[Manhog_84]

Black State - Guns From Black People To Kill Them Later

[burdizzo1]

Black State - Guns From Black People To Kill Them Later

This was a quote from a documentary about a German right-wing activist who was in cahoots with Johnny Adair of the UDA in Northern Ireland. He went to Africa to buy guns for the militia he and Adair wanted to set up, and he came out with this line: "Ja, we buy guns from black people to kill them later, heh heh!"! Well, I actually have that Black State t-shirt, so at least I knew where the line came from. Our German lad ended up jockeying one of the black women he met out there, and started going on about how it's not to do with race, it's to do w/ religion, and how it was more about being anti-Muslim, than being anti-black.

The documentary was on youtube. Probably still is.

[mouthofinfinity]

The Incapacitants track on the new split with Thorn Bug " Does Harsh Noise Wall Dream Of High Net Worth?",

[kalamite]

CAB - Every Road Leads to Death

[Smrt]

Lately been amused by

Amek-maj
Lahti by night
Päivä 4
Sano Nyt Mitä Vittuu Me Tääl Tehään

And of course pretty much anything Moozzhead ever gave name to. My personal favourite being Careful With That Ass, Carmella.

I tend to find edgy and artsy titles utterly boring.

Amek-Maj rules with track names. Still disappointed that the s/t CD didn't have any. It's missing something!

Noise music in general has maybe the best track titles. Incapacitants - Nihilistic Banking. Does it get any better than that?

[MkB]

Not a track, but a great album title imo.

I Hope You Get Better Soon But You Probably Won't - Bacillus.

[cr]

I always liked One Day I Was So Sad That The Corners Of My Mouth Met & Everybody Thought I Was Whistling by Bladder Flask

[prolapsedlielack]

a lot of premature ejaculation tracks have great titles. "The Pain Is Severe" is a personal favorite

slogun - "Cyclical Slaughter

bloodyminded - "Bound to Die"

hard to choose one from atrax morgue/any of marco's projects but "Last Orgasm Before Death" and "Woundfucker" always stood out to me.

[Cranial Blast]

Another good song title I forgot to mention before. North Central - We Gave Birth To Own Slut, from the North Central - D.S.E. tape.

[Manhog_84]

Noise? Eh, not really but I was just listening Old Captain reissue of Beyond the Massive Darkness and feel obliged to mention: Megaptera - Sludgy Heads Found in a Handbag

I mean how many heads can you fit in a handbag? Quite a few apparently if they are sludgy enough!

[Minus1]

I can't recall if it's a track title or an EP name, but recent perusing of Killer Bug caused something to stick on my brain:

CUNTEXPLOSION!

[Cranial Blast]

Another great song/track title would be Mademoiselle Bistouri - Beat The Shit Out Her, Literally. From the Programmed To Kill comp/book.

[Vrenndel]

Some titles came to mind, each having a different feeling.

"One Hour after the Heart Stopped Beating" and "Schoolgirl in Concrete" by Cervical Smear, or "Daughter Orifice Initiation" by Scatmother.

A couple ones from BDN that make me smile are "Happy Happy Happy", "Hipp Hipp Hurray (I Will Kill You Today)" and "You Got Sperm On Your Jacket (I Know 'cause It's Mine)"

But also "You're Going To Be Fine" and "We Are Here To Have A Good Time" by Genocide Organ

[k.p.g]

Anal Blunt/Needle Exchange - Straight Outta Rehab goes down as one of my favorites in recent memory.