Best noise track titles

Started by FreakAnimalFinland, November 14, 2022, 09:57:12 AM

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FreakAnimalFinland

I had impression this would have its own topic, as it is something we've discussed with friends for decades. The great noise song/album titles.

Quoted from band name topic, and butchered the message just to have couple reference points:

Quote from: Bloated Slutbag on November 12, 2022, 04:32:10 PM
More seriously, I don't think the name alone ever meant squat. Rather it's the name in combination with the sounds that will elevate. That is, possibly elevate the sounds, or possibly elevate the name or more probably elevate both, the name and the sounds.

I mean. If Gerogerigegege were just some fucking grindcore band I would never have been even the slightest bit arsed to bother. But attach that name to something like Senzuri Champion and, well. Champion.

Track titles can go a distance, I'm Herpes, Yes I Am, as of course will artwork.

I do feel that there is connection of good name, good titles, good noise. Something fairly unbroken and organic, that Gerogerigegege name and what he did, or SBOTHI, has some sort of symbiotic existence. Name itself may have laid the foundation for liking it. And the name emerged from same aesthetic core as the sounds.

Anyways, to song titles, certainly there is abundance of all sorts of song titles what appeals greatly.

Gerogerigegege is responsible of some of most striking. All time favorite being:

"Car Sex MacDonald Drive In Let's Go"

In category of absurd and bizarre, Smell & Quim being one of absolute sleaze masters. Early stuff was perhaps even darker tones, like "Old Enough To Bleed, Old Enough To Butcher", "Sucking A Dead Man's Cock"... but more you go forward, the bizarre humor becomes.. hmm not sure should I say obvious, but just funnier. When there is track called "The Phallic Pakistani Lesbian Amputee", it feels like this might be good!


No surprise, I have soft spot for darker and brutal content. Of course big part of stuff is very generic. Why something feels just generic corpse or death song title, while some combination of words seems like best there is?

GO often has track titles that are just very simple reference to some historical moment or concept. Great songs, great stuff, but first time I got Save Our Slaves, and noticed "Kill Useless Nations", it was pretty damn harsh.

"To Rid Them All And To Wash Their Filth From My Body", not only the title, but how sound accompanies this utterly hateful emotion.
"Pleasure Corpse", as example for simplest track title, that is for me one of the best.
"A Return to Slavery"
etc..

While some of the absolute lowest of the low obscenities can get old quick, and make you yawn, but lets say when CD reissue of Taint – Savage Weapons came, and seeing the track titles listed in neat digipak cover, it was like holy shit! Looking those titles and listening the harsh electronic dirt - and perfect match.

But then again, something very simple, but unexpected. Something slightly witty, always works.
"No Risk, No Return", but could pull out plenty from same artist!

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Andrew McIntosh

Smell & Quim usually come up with good ones.

"Catholic Priests Fuck Children" is an all-time favourite album title. So is "William Bennet Has No Dick". Not much help in a thread about track titles, though.

For tracks, I like "Stupid is Stupid" (Incapacitants), "Rusted Steel and Rotting Flesh" (Macronympha), "Gothol Exodomy", "Plasma Birds", "Soft Water Rhinoseros" (Merzbow usually comes up with at least interesting titles), "The Queer Attendant" (N.), "History of Nothing" (New Blockaders), "There Was Never a Moment When Evil Was Real" (Non), "Your Tits are Mine" (Odal), "The Enemy Collector" (Will Over Matter), "Total Slitting of Throats" (a whole bunch of people), "I Wish I Was a Little Girl", (BDN), "Extremely Shitsplosive Sarah" (Blod), all the track names on Torturing Nurse's "Hell", to name a few.
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cr

Some years ago, when lying in a hospital bed after surgery, my favourite noise track title was Macronympha's "Fucking My Nurse In The Dark (After She Gives Me The Morphine Shot)"
It was a nice distraction to fantasize about...hah!

Stipsi

Fentanyl martyrs
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Laura Smithers (this is pretty hard if you know her story).
Basically taint has the best track titles ever for me.
North Central
Mademoiselle Bistouri
Cytokine Storm
Fistfun
Bleeding Cosmos
Daddy's Entertainment.
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V.T.R

#4
I like humouristic wordplays and dark sleazy titles. Smell & Quim has a lot of my favourites; Wrong hole in one, I'll kick your fucking cock off and many more.

Moozzhead track titles are also legendary good, even though some of them might open up better for finns. Example Speak rally english or die, arkinoisea komisario Palmu, ronskit rouvat etc. But also lot's other great ones like Alexis Texas Chainsaw Massacre, big naturals unveiled, bourbonic plague...

Aprapat's Harsh sports biathlon is awesome track title too. Gotta praise the fellow Finns!

EDIT: Corrected some typos. Goddamn I hate to write anything anywhere without an proper computer >:-[

Hakaristi

Hah, Your Tits Are Mine is great! Fully agree on Taint, so many good ones. Mania too. Usually it's tasty title + equally good sounds that does it for me, but some are just good word combinations. Few favourites:

Hail Black Rapists
Why You Never Became A Dancer
Cumhorn In Pussyland
Transsexual BBQ Holocaust
Electro-Acoustic Angeldust
Addicted to Authentic Violence
Bruises of Cash
Semen on Braces
MASD Weltanschauung
The Most Hated Crime of Them All
Luddite Aktion
Fuck is Best When God is Dead
Boat People Hate Fuck
Isolation Is Lonely Murder
Better to Destroy a Child Than Repair a Man

Yvette

Post Rock Harsh Electronic DSP Modeled Hyper Edited No Beat Analog Loop Based Guitar Noodle LFO Madness Vocal Freak-out Lo-Fi Brooding Dark Apolcalyptic Free Jazz Evil Old School Industrial Neo Minimalist Crust No Overdub Live Punk Cassette Tape Soundtrack For Your Generation

impulse manslaughter

#7
I have a weak spot for the obvious but iconic PE titles;
- Right To Kill
- Tit Pulp
- Wriggle Like A Fucking Eel
- The Hand Of Glory
- A Return To Slavery
- Oi! Militia (We Can't Be Beaten)
- Nazis Of The Night
- Klan Kountry
- When Pornography Is No Longer Enough

cantle

'When pornography is no longer enough' wins for me due to the understated implicit donsequences of the statement.

Kaaoskultti

- Philosophy of the Wife-beater
- Kill Useless Nations
- Kill Useless People
- Interrogation Paranoia
- Turn You Into Gas
- Butcher's Call to Arms
- Self-Contempt As An Occupation
- I Wish I Was a Little Girl
- Higheels Inside My Throat
- Perfect To Kill (Your Beauty Is Your Condemnation)
- Whores Don't Come
- City Girls Do It For 30 Bucks
- The Death of Pornography
- Never Forget Death
- Masters of the Overviolence
- Cut Hands has the Solution
- Fourth/Fifth Victim: With Murderous Passion: Homage to De Sade
- Spiritual Eugenics
- We Are Here To Have A Good Time

Also a special list should be made concerning the genius of Dominick's unparalled creativity for some of the best song titles ever:
- Historically, Women use Poison to Kill
- Most Cannibals Were Women
- April Fool's Day Aspect Sinister
- Apple Tree Victim
- Cocaine Death
- Black Iceberg
- D-Day Rape
- Everything About You Comes From Him
- The Dragon Called Times Square
- Naturecum
- Dead You Already Are
- Guadalcanal Necrophilia
- Raping Plaster Busts
- Sperm on Claymore
- Ecstasy/Ketamine/Vicodin/Cocaine Slave
- Total Terrorism
and more...
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anomalie

I agree Dominick got lots of very creative awesome titles.

Balor/SS1535

Agreed.  Technically not a track title, but the ep "Son of Sam of Mice and Men" is genius.

Greg

Some choice ones, for multiple reasons:

Last Night a DJ Fucked My Wife - Facialmess
Making Love To Your Tape Collection In 3 Easy Steps - Sickness
That Guy Looks Like A Cop - Stimbox
Back on the Prowl - Deathpile
Somebody's Husband, Somebody's Son - Slogun
Lets Rent Space Of Bank Branches To The Mutual Fund Company - Incapacitants
A Love Supreme - Macronympha
Dogs (Guardians Or No??) / Mortiis Goes Fishing - Deadly Orifice
Male Pattern Baldness - Coward Electronics
Better Than Any Of Those Fuckin' Helicopter Books - Dogliveroil

FreakAnimalFinland

Quote from: DadaDrumming on November 17, 2022, 08:44:44 PM
Last Night a DJ Fucked My Wife - Facialmess

Haha! That is some seriously slimy "gritty realism".

Related is of course Killer Bug's 7" name, long time favorite "Your Wife Is Mine". Track titles on that one good, but release title best.
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Baglady

"An Evening with Ravi Shankar" (T.A.D.M.)
"Curse Of Ceauşescu" (Incapacitants)
"We vote Incapacitants!" (Heinz Hopf)
"Nerskiten på Kortedala torg", roughly "Poopie pants on Kortedala square" (Sewer Election)