Prices are in Norwegian Kroner and don't include shipping, except where it reads otherwise.
Contact me either here or at gurkeroboter(att)gmail(dot)com
SUPER SPECIAL "EMPTY BOWELS" OFFER:
For a limited time, you can get both "Bowel Documents A.D. 2012" and Fecalove "Void, Chaos and Cum" CD in a bulk for a special price! You'll be able to read about my shit while listening to the fantastic music of my cock and balls.
The zine will come with a personalized drawing of the asshole of a person of your choice, while the CD comes with 3 black and white posters, a pin and a 24-pages art booklet.
Prices, including shipping:
Norge - 120 NOK
Europe - 130 NOK
World - 160 NOK
If you're interested, contact me or directly paypal some Norwegian Kronens at: gurkeroboter(at)gmail(dot)com
TURGID ANIMAL VIKING DIVISION CATALOG:
"BOWEL DOCUMENTS A.D. 2012" zine - In February 2012 I started a shit diary. Every time I took a dump, I wrote down a description of the experience, the texture, the color, the smell of my shit. I picked Twitter as media of choice, because its format seemed very appropriate at the time. For about a year I collected my impressions as dutifully as possible, and now I'm presenting this "annual report": a collection of all the entries in my diary from 2012. I plan to keep on writing this diary for all my life, and publish the results on paper at the end of each year. The first physical installment of Bowel Documents is a black and white, 24 pages, A5 format zine with text, pictures and illustrations. It's limited to 93 handnumbered and signed copies, each coming with an original ink drawing of an asshole. On request this can be a self-portrait, a portrait of the customer, or the asshole of some celebrity the customer fancies. Sky is the limit.
50 NOK plus shipping.
Astro - Japanese Royal Blue LP - C.C.C.C. founding member playing extreme synth noise. Stellar.
130 NOK
Fecalove - Suck My Fjord II CDr - Horrible italian harsh noise especially distilled for Norway.
50 NOK
Panyoba - Panyobisna c60 - Peruvian female weird and lo fi folk/black metal.
60 NOK (LAST COPY!!!!)
Prurient - Victorian Photography 7" - Nasty American bad vibes power electronics. No synth-pop beats, just noise and bestial screams.
65 NOK (LAST COPY!!!!)
Splinter Vs Stalin - Eravamo Così Felici CD - Italian suburban depression and desolation put to music. Happy times with Splinter Vs Stalin.
90 NOK
Torturing Love - Cock Pig/Unoriginal Macho Energy 7" + C30 - Italo-Chinese fuck-all harsh noise. Torturing Nurse vs. Fecalove third collaboration release.
100 NOK (65 NOK without bonus tape)
Taeter - Absolut Nothing CD - Music to suck my cock by.
100 NOK
Vomir - Untitled CDr - Master of HNW. Portrait series.
40 NOK
DISTRIBUTION:
Adriano Vincenti - Motel Industrial CDr (Old Europa Cafe) - Italian minimal industrial power electronics. High pitch feedback and Atrax Morgue worship from founding member of legendary band Macelleria Mobile Di Mezzanotte.
80 NOK
Andrea Borghi - Moltiplicazioni CD (Lisca Records) - Italian bizarre industrial/experimental noise. Great composition.
90 NOK
Azoikum - Anthropophagy CDr (Cipher Productions) - Extreme German harsh noise/power electronics inspired by the infamous German gay cannibal story. Deluxe packaging design by yours truly.
75 NOK
Death Pact International - Siege (1999-2009) CD (Old Europa Cafe) - Legendary and secret international power electronics brigade.
90 NOK
Fecalove - Bizzarro Cumplosion c30 (All Dead Tapes) - Two tracks of horrible Italian harsh noise inspired by bodily fluids and oozing orifices.
40 NOK
Fecalove - Like A Dog CDr (Bloodlust!) - Canine electronics.
80 NOK
Fecalove/Museo Della Tortura - La Merda c60 (Santos Productions) - Entirely recorded while sitting on the toilet. Shit field recordings and synth tweaking from the white throne.
50 NOK
Fecalove - "Void, Chaos And Cum" CD (Crucial Blaze/Crucial Blast Records, U.S.A.) - Classic ugly dog electronics. With 24-pages art booklet, a set of three black and white posters and a pin badge. Suck it.
70 NOK
Goatmoon/Xenophobic Ejaculation 7" (Filth & Violence) - Lovely Finnish people.
300 NOK
Goatreich 666 - Chaining The Last Hopes Of Humanity CD (Legion Blotan) - Italian filthy black/thrash metal.
80 NOK
KK Null + Cris X - Proto Planet CD (CX Records) - Bleak psychedelic electronic noise. Between space exploration and old school Maurizio Bianchi worship.
100 NOK
Last Rape/Pollutive Static split CD (Love Earth Music) - Richard Ramirez vs Hal Hutchinson.
80 NOK
M.B./Cris X split LP (Cx Records) - Italian pitch black ambient noise.
130 NOK
M.O. - Where Are We Going? CD (Bloodlust!) - One of Zoppo's last efforts. Bleak unchanging electronics.
90 NOK
Marco Malattia - Govnoed Revue #1 Zine (VLF Videomalattie) - Real nasty pornographic pictures by world-class italian pervert Marco Malattia.
75 NOK
Maurizio Bianchi - Blut Und Nebel CD (Slaughter Productions) - Classic MB, and last release on Atrax Morgue's legendary Slaughter Productions.
100 NOK
Merzbow/Cris X split LP (Cx Records) - Master of Japanese noise vs italian creepy dark ambient/noise.
130 NOK
N. - Memories From Before Being Born CD (+Belligeranza) - Tape and nothing worship. One of the italian masters of bleak noise.
100 NOK
Oleoresin Capsicum - Sonic Kebap CDr (Xerxes) - New project by Dead Body Love. Extreme, fast harsh noise.
55 NOK
OVMN - Optimum Volume Maximum Noise CD (Industrial Recollections) - Simply put, some of the best harsh noise ever recorded. Macronympha side-project, reissue of material from 1995.
90 NOK
Skat Injector - Shit N ' Glitter 7" (Free Thinker's Union) - Extreme electronic grind with great lyrics, from U.K.
65 NOK
Special Interest #8 - interviews and articles with Loke Rahbek, Bestializer, Tommi Keränen, Cremation Lily, Michael Esposito, Hal Hutchinson, Mattias Gustavsson, etc and lots of reviews! Cover art by Rudolf
Eb.Er.
45 NOK
The Vomit Arsonist - Wretch CD (Cipher Prods./Force Of Nature Prods.) - Great American power electronics. Worth to be compared to the classics.
85 NOK
TROUBLED ZINE VOL.2 (Narcolepsia, Portugal) - 100 pages of filthy Portuguese porn collage, xerox abuse and interviews with N. / ALFARMANIA / TASKMASTER / SECOND SLEEP / HORRID CROSS / KNULLKRAFT / WINCE / COPROLALIAC PRESS / DIE REITENDEN LEICHEN / VETALA
50 NOK
Toby Dammit/Gingagaruga - Brigate Rosse CDr (Scarbox Records) - Italian power electronics and harsh noise inspired by the Red Brigades facts.
60 NOK
VipCancro - Tropico CD (Lisca Records) - More italian bizarre industrial/experimental noise.
90 NOK
VA - Soundtrack For The End Of The World CD (Self Abuse) - Great old school harsh noise/bizarre/power electronics compilation, with Native X, Taint, Con-Dom, Runzelstirn & Gurgelstøck, Macronympha, The Haters, Aube, S*Core, Skin Crime, Diesel Guitar, Violent Onsen Geisha, Thomas Dimuzio.
100 NOK
