"First, everything representing something valuable in the eyes of a wichtel will be destroyed: old cities like Florence, Rome, Venice, etc., favorite holiday landscapes will be devastated, tourist attractions will be abolished, historical buildings and monuments like temples (Acropolis), graves (Pyramids) and palaces will be demolished.
A call to exterminate useless animals on land, in the air and in the water. The zoos will be eaten. (Monkeys, lions, tigers, zebras, bears, kangaroos.) Only useful animals will remain: goat, sheep, cow, chicken, deer, pig, goose, duck, herring, whale, squid, sardine, etc. Chop down all the forests. The planting of plastic forests. Only plants still needed for nourishment will remain.
The right to suicide, the conscious uncompromising realization of stepping out of society in public (on television) is an inalienable fundamental right of ZOCK man.
Total chemical warfare against insects.
The exploration of space is postponed until the last beetle is destroyed.
Safaris with bow and arrow to shoot down pregnant women and school children in India (against overpopulation).
School children are allowed to be shot down only on roads leading to schools.
The removal of the contrast between city and country. All villages, cities and single houses will be eliminated. Instead of these, gigantic tower blocks will be erected, evenly distributed all over the country.
The family, as the germ seed of goblin-ness (wichteltum), will be destroyed.
All religious communities will be dissolved. Priests may be shot with a peashooter when they are performing their duties during high holy days.
The management of justice, convictions and the administration of sentences will be taken care of by appropriate machines suited to that purpose.
ZOCK does not know the death penalty.
Whoever transgresses ZOCK laws has to donate blood.
Criminal elements will be housed as permanent blood donors in blood donor colonies in Walsertal.
The blood silo and blood taping machines in Walsertal become a favorite outing for the ZOCK people.
ZOCK exports blood plasma and frozen dead bodies all over the world.
The permanent blood donors will be a comparatively respected class.
Like the children, the insane, and the feeble elderly, they are excluded from ZOCK public life.
They are not allowed to leave Walsertal, but otherwise they live in freedom, with good friends and entertainment.
Sexual intercourse is favored between people who are good blood suppliers.
The insane also serve ZOCK as blood donors as they are unable to do any useful work.
ZOCK will eliminate the race problem in a very simple way:
1. A general ban on sexual intercourse between people with the same skin color;
2. The ZOCK women will be sent on impregnation safaris to countries with people with a different color of skin;
3. Only female tourists with another skin color may visit ZOCK. The skin color of the future ZOCK people will be gray.
There is freedom for orgies in ZOCK.
Orgy clubs are spread all over ZOCK.
Having secret orgies (intimate or so-called wichtel orgies) is prohibited.
It is a duty to report orgies.
Each orgy, without exception, will be recorded by television.
Orgies between criminals, the mentally deficient, the insane, old people, children, goats, sheep and other useful animals.
Orgies between people of same sex, orgies for members of the government and orgies between people of the same skin color.
This freedom to orgy will compensate all wichtel for the loss of allotment gardens, cars, property, family, religion, morals, forests and pastures, love of animals, mountains, traveling.
Standard rule for ZOCK artists:
nothing may be omitted.
The manipulation of reality must be kept to a minimum.
ZOCK art propagates the soul of ZOCK.
ZOCK means non-stop holiday orgying.
ZOCK is a class apart. Exclusive.
ZOCK, masculine, exacting, elegant, international.
ZOCK: it is always somewhat expensive to have special tastes.
ZOCK: enjoy the new age in style.
ZOCK, fresh breath, loved by all.
ZOCK follows strange paths.
ZOCK is in love with violet.
ZOCK's years of indiscretion.
Until now, all revolutions made the mistake of not going far enough in radically destroying traditional structures. They always let remnants of old institutions survive, and thus give reactionary powers the possibility to heat-up the old sauce once again.
ZOCK will not make this mistake.
ZOCK will destroy all structures that are older than one minute, without exception.
The civil servant machinery that until now survived all revolutions and upheavals will be totally smashed, down to the last oversleeve.
ZOCK also doesn't shrink from shitting on every finger that taps a typewriter key.
The first years of ZOCK rule will be solely devoted to the destruction of traditional values.
The first goal is to restore complete chaos.
ZOCK is not afraid of chaos; on the contrary, it is possessed only by the fear that it will forget to destroy something, somewhere.
Everything having to do with education and upbringing will be destroyed. All schools and universities.
All books will be destroyed (the national library will be blown up), all art works, all musical instruments.
All places of production will be destroyed.
Famine, which will be provoked by ZOCK's destruction of agriculture, is a welcome event in realizing ZOCK's most extreme goals.
When famine has reached a certain extent, ZOCK's slogan will be: Use other humans as food.
To break with the past, ZOCK will not only ban writing, but also talking--until everyone has lost their own language. Even communication with eyes and hands will be banned for a very long time. All too easily a remnant of speech might be preserved. Deaf and dumb people are a special danger to the ZOCK development because of their sign language. The same applies to the blind with their system of writing.
On this ground, ZOCK will relinquish the deaf and dumb, the hard of hearing and the blind for immediate consumption when the famine has reached the right extent.
The old people and the insane, with their inclination for the past, are a special problem. They too will be eaten, if their meat isn't too tough.
The woman as guardian of the family and tradition is ZOCK's number one enemy.
All women who have already born children, will be beaten to death and eaten by ZOCK youth on the occasion of a gigantic Mother's Day feast. Whoever gets a kick out of it, can use them sexually, before or after they are beaten to death.
Mothers who have just given birth, will be permanently put to sleep immediately afterwards.
On Father's Day, fathers may make sexual use of their daughters and sons. Through these actions ZOCK will succeed in wiping out the family as an element of State control.
World Animal Day: a call to sexual intercourse with all animals.
Men and boys will leap upon goats, sheep, cows, horses, dogs, cats, chicken, geese, ducks.
Women and girls will let themselves be leapt upon by animals.
There is no essential distinction between humans and animals.
He who wields power in ZOCK is in acute danger of life.
In the beginning, the government will change almost daily, then hourly, and afterwards continuously faster, and in the end there will be no more government.
Because as soon as someone lifts up their nose and wants to start to rule, they are shot down.
Everything that turns out to be inexpedient will be radically wiped out.
Like certain people such as Albert Schweitzer, Herbert Karajan, Franz Antel, Toni Sailer, etc.
Art that intends to bring mankind consolation and beauty becomes a recommendation for murder.
The principle of practicality leads to an annihilation of religion and priests and all "useless" people, until the globe explodes and the earth ends.
So this writing is a hymn of praise, reinforced with negative omens, on that which exists, insofar as it shows the total revolution and its consequences.
An emphatic warning to all those who are slow of learning."
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