https://archive.org/details/ClubMoralStocklist053-13Hitsodomy13 HitSodomy is the first exploit of Carl Cryplant. It was distributed in 1985 by Club Moral with zero information apart from the title tracks and the names of the composers. All tracks are sodomised versions of music popular with many young people at the time and in the tradition of the numerous "13 Original Hits" compilations that came out in the 1970s and 1980s. No digital manipulation or computers were involved in the making and recording of this music. These tracks are all made with the use of a turntable, two synthesizers and a microphone, all recorded straight onto a Maxell Metaxial MX 60 cassette, no remastering, no bullshitting.
19th Nervous Breakdown by Jagger, Richard & Cryplant is wrecked up and mangled like a nervous breakdown should really sound like. I'll Be Your Mirror by Reed & Cryplant is mirrored and reverbed. Lucifer Sam by Barrett & Cryplant is hashed and mashed in a druggy fashion. I'm Eighteen by Bruce, Cooper, Dunaway, Smith, Buxton & Cryplant sounds like a musical fart of any youngster in their parent's face. The Man Who Sold the World by Bowie & Cryplant has a synthesized bum collecting money outside the supermarket. Buick Mackane by Bolan & Cryplant is like a monster coming slowly. Search and Destroy by Pop, Williamson & Cryplant has some pretty destruction going on at the buttons of the synths and the mixer. Holidays in the Sun by Cook, Jones, Rotten, Vicious & Cryplant have an army marching over it. Ghost Rider by Rev, Vega & Cryplant is pretty feedbacked in the exhaust system. Gut Feeling by Mothersbaugh, Mothersbaugh and Cryplant has Carl puking out the contents of his stomach. Dish it Out by Chance & Cryplant is dished out with frenzied filter attacks. Something Came Over Me by Carter, Christopherson, P-Orridge, Tutti & Cryplant has an ocean overwhelming it. Mindphaser by Reuter, Bennett, McKay & Cryplant is the first and unequivocal danceable mix of any Whitehouse tune.
Carl Cryplant has been living as a recluse in a small shack next to the railway track in the small village of Mirwart in the Belgian Ardennes ever since. Until early 2006 when he suddenly popped up with some new tunes posted on various music websites like MySpace, Get Your Bootleg On, SoundClick, Multiply, Breakbeat Paradise and various DJ and mash-up forums.
In all 7 new sodomised hits were recorded, now with additional digital resources next to his trustworthy analog synthesizers. The Beat Goes On by Sonny, Cher & Cryplant features a stunning and steaming guest vocal by Sally Cryplant. Breathe by Skint, Howlett, Maxim & Cryplant is the ultimate breathing lesson from post-war Germany to Jonestown. I Think I'm Paranoid by Garbage & Cryplant is Carl imagining he's Salvador Dali for what it's worth, and that's a lot! Billion Dollar Babies by Bruce, Buxton, Dunaway, Smith & Cryplant is turned into a very fast and sick moneymaking game featuring Ed Kemper playing around with erased heads. I Wanna Be Sedated by Ramone & Cryplant turns punk into a war carnival. You Don't Own Me by Gore & Cryplant is the sound of Carl beaten up by all the people who want to own him, or maybe the by ones whose tunes he disowned. Praise You by Slim & Cryplant brings on Mahatma Gandhi and a full posse of Hare Krishna singers. The Jean Genie by Bowie & Cryplant is an ode to Jean Genet and to theft.
