Comedy

[Yrjö-Koskinen]

Harsh Noise Wally:

http://harshnoisewally.tumblr.com/

I stumbled over this a few weeks ago. A couple of them are sort of clever, others feel like they might have been written by someone making fun of goth/emo culture ten years ago. Then again, I don't know much about this whole online HNW culture that seems to have exploded (and gone away?) a few years ago, so perhaps it's spot on? Anyone with insight into that scene that can shed some light?

[Deadpriest]

Harsh Noise Wally:

http://harshnoisewally.tumblr.com/

I stumbled over this a few weeks ago. A couple of them are sort of clever, others feel like they might have been written by someone making fun of goth/emo culture ten years ago. Then again, I don't know much about this whole online HNW culture that seems to have exploded (and gone away?) a few years ago, so perhaps it's spot on? Anyone with insight into that scene that can shed some light?

I read an interview with the dude from Vomir saying that interest from beyond hardcore noise fans has dropped away.

[Andrew McIntosh]

http://business.monash.edu/news-and-events/news/lecturer-faces-new-heights

"By climbing the seven summits we want to prove that vegans can do anything and more."

Dr Maria Strydom, who died trying to climb Mount Everest.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/maria-strydom-collapsed-15-mins-from-everest-top-20160529-gp6sg4.html

[Deadpriest]

Q. Why did God create Pizza Hut?
A. To punish man for his complacency in allowing the holocaust to happen.

Q. Why did God create the doobey Brothers?
A. It was an experiment in bacteria collection.

Q. What do you get when you cross the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with an octopus?
A  Junkies with eight arms to shoot up into.

-Neil Hamburger

[Deadpriest]

Why did the barber tell Metallica to shave their heads?

He said it was the only way they could get all the matted come out of it!

-Neil Hamburger

[tiny_tove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFoOcr01HBk

Kunt and the Gang

[david lloyd jones]

kunt and the gang...

chav low life scum at their best-eclipsing
all towie types for ever.

[tiny_tove]

completely obsessed

[david lloyd jones]

ho ho.

Marco, in Italy but still chav obsessed!
when will there be a 'pigsty' vol2?
clearly there is much more material that you are interested in.

[Andrew McIntosh]

"Let's have a wank for Eeeeengland...".

[david lloyd jones]

"Let's have a wank for Eeeeengland...".

what image will you have for this?

[Deadpriest]

"Let's have a wank for Eeeeengland...".

what image will you have for this?

One of these deformed bulldogs.

[david lloyd jones]

"Let's have a wank for Eeeeengland...".

where is the quote from?

[Andrew McIntosh]

"Let's have a wank for Eeeeengland...".

where is the quote from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FBwTuJLlu0

There used to be a good animated version on YouTube but sadly I couldn't find it.

[GEWALTMONOPOL]

ho ho.

Marco, in Italy but still chav obsessed!
when will there be a 'pigsty' vol2?
clearly there is much more material that you are interested in.

The Great British Underclass - the eternal fountain of...of what really? There's much to gawk at. Watch a million she beasts cackling on Jeremy Kyle, hear them shrieking from down the road, watch the beefed up Subaru's woosh past with a steady 4/4 beat fed by massive sound systems, Stella consumers, VK swigging slags hoping to get fucked down the pub alley, tramp stamps/chest tattoos with their childrens names, fake tans, big ear rings, GBH, ASBO's...

That's the white folk. Then there are the blacks, the blicks. They have poor taste and behavioural problems too.

I love England!