^^^ wow, I'm with NerveGas, I think I'll have to check that out now. Thanks for the for the review Fistfuck. (gotta love forum handles)
so finally my friend who I watch movies with is out of quarantine and we're able to get back to to it.
Friday night
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter [dir. Paul W.S. Anderson, 2016] - we did it, we watched all of the RE movies. of course there's a reboot being filmed now but we'll deal with that when it comes out. Anyway, "The Final Chapter" was pretty much what I would have expected from the finale of a series that takes itself a little too seriously. There's an early exposition dump/plot set-up, then there's 1hr or more of action towards plot conclusion. Frankly the best bits were the most over the top ones: the Dr. Isaacs turned death cult leader, giant tanks leading swarms of zombies, the 6th use of the fucking laser hallway. But I was disappointed by the underuse of Ali Larter the sluggish speed of the film, in spite of all the action. Still, it was fun enough and I can honestly say I really enjoyed the series after watching all 6. For what it's worth, here's my ranking of all 6:
1-Afterlife
2-Retribution
3-Extinction
4-Resident Evil
5-The Final Chapter
6-Apocalypse
Saturday night
Double Dragon [dir. James Yukich, 1994] - to start off our mission to watch all video game film adaptations we were supposed to watch Super Mario Bros but it wasn't streaming anywhere so this was next in line. Much more of a kids movie than a lot of later video game adaptations, I'm sure I would've loved this shit if I saw it when it came out. Watching it now, it plays like Escape from LA meets The Warriors meets Slime Time Live. Or something. There's race and crime politics, there are satirical TV broadcasts, there's Alyssa Milano looking thicc as fuck and the camera repeatedly leching over it, there's even an speedboat vs waverunner battle. For a movie based on a beat-em-up game there wasn't nearly enough beatings. But I would argue it's 100% worth a watch to see this batshit rendering of post-apocalypse LA made kid friendly and coming out like an action figure melted in the microwave. Truly bizarre stuff.
Robocop 2 [dir. Irvin Kershner, 1990] - I remember this being much better. I think the biggest problem isn't that it's a bit dumber or a little less bloody, it's the shitty pacing. Parts of this movie felt way too long and unnecessary. I was straight falling asleep by the end, and that's when the two Robocops fight! I should not but put into such a stupor I sleep through part of that. I thought the satire bits were still pretty good, but for the most part the script is just weak.